Let's Get Critical, Critical!

You know, I'm all for being romantic and showing a lady the respect she deserves, (I'm also called a liar more often then I'd like, and honestly, I don't see why) but I think I'll leave the "getting physical" to Olivia Newton-John. Because she's got more sex appeal than a guy sitting behind a computer critiquing music could ever hope to have. Plus, she's a girl. So, there's that.

Can I get a segue, please? I think I almost made a fool of myself there...

I'm the Lyric Critic. I critique the lyrics of songs from any genre, and try to disguise the fact that I'm a sarcastic asshole by making it look legit. But rest assured, my opinion DOESN'T matter.

I just like to talk. It makes me feel like I'm important...

So, basic rundown:

1. I'll take email suggestions of songs to do. I'll attempt to do every song I receive, but it may take time to do so. So, if your review doesn't appear within a week, give it time, I'll get to it. Send your suggestions to: rantsinrap@gmail.com

2. There's no schedule as of right now. I'll post when I can, and I'll try to make it often. If this takes off, I'll try to get a post out three times a week. If I miss a few days, I'll make up for it or let you know why in advance.

3. Feel free to send me fan-mail too. Assuming I GET fans, that is...

4. This is my opinion. if you like a song I happen to do, I ask that you respect my thoughts if you want me to respect yours. It's fairly simple, and if you don't like a review...Don't comment on it and move along.

5. To start it off, here's a list of songs that I'll be doing over the course of the next few days:
- Just Lose It - Eminem
- Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
- Miracles - Insane Clown Posse
- Super Bass - Nicki Minaj
- Imma Be - Black Eyed Peas
- Payphone - Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa

I'll try to get these done in a timely manner, and then release a list of the next few songs to keep it going until I start getting suggestions.

6. If I feel like it, I'll release an audio version of the review. Why? I get bored, and I do things for no reason.

7. Uh...I got nothing. I just like the number seven.

So! The next post will be a review of "Just Lose It" and it will be up soon.

Stay tuned, and remember...If you question the lyrics, I probably will too.

- LyriCritic